you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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