i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
only you would photoshop your dick
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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