Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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