i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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