i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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