You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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