Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Found your dick twin last night
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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