Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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