After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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