Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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