I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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