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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife

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• (347): View more from New York

  So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.

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• (+33): View more from France

  I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever

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