That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever