Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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