so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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