i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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