Nicole vs. Life
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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