how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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