last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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