I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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