First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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