turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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