i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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