let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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