Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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