idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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