My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
