CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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