that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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