You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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