just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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