is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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