Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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