you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she woke up with a sticky ear
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
