she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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