If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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