it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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