this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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