I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
