I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
the liver wants what the liver wants
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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