So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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