I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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