that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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