Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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