Can Purell be used as lube?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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