So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
