Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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