from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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