I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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