Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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