don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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