He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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