Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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