I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
This can only be settled by a dance off.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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