16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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