i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Someone came in the potted fern
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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