At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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