I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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